markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
explainthisparadox: Hey baby, you’re as sweet as sweet as C6H12O6
I love biochemistry.
jeffyfishy: Hey baby, you can hop on my myelin sheathe all you want. The quicker the transmissions, the more the action potential.
Me: Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-FUL
Me: Are you made of copper tellurium? ‘Cause you are CuTe
Me: Hey baby, got my ion you
Me: Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine
Chi: you must be full of gallium and yutrium because you’re GaY
If I become a nucleophile, will you be my carbocation?– (via chemist-in-action)
chem pick up lines
appeelingbananas: These make me laugh all the time: Hey there, I got my ion you. I hope you’re single cause iodate you anytime;) Please tell me you have 11 protons; you look sodium fine. Oxygen magnesium! Baby, you are copper tellurium—the main package. We are inseparable, just like two polar molecules. Oh, and I hope uranium is your favorite element, cause I love U.
itsnotaprybar: Hey girl, are you touching a van de graaf generator? ‘Cause I feel like like there’s a spark between us.
sereinmortal: Did you know uranium is my favorite element? Because I love
theweirdnessinme: Guuuuurl, do you have 11 protons because you are SODUIM fiiiiine!
starkidmahira: What can I say baby. I’m a halogen. You complete my outer shell and with us together we’re practically nobility.
islandofmisfitposts: Excuse me but are you made of arsenic and sulfur because I want that AsS
sciencemajorpickuplines: It’s like you have a positive charge and I have a negative charge. There’s attraction between us.
If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron...
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chocolatekissesandstarrynights: I’m a nerd, okay? I love these. Chem exam today! (I promise to end all geekiness once exams are over!) 1. I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it. 2. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then potassium and water. …
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
I have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it.– Franz Kafka, from Dearest Father: Stories and Other Writings tr. Ernst Kaiser and Eithne Wilkins (via livelysoulmeetsbody)
ohheytayla: ghostofpizzaspast: i feel really annoyed and just bad about things and i hate that i only ever feel comfortable by myself. i only ever desire to be by myself. and it’s not even that i don’t enjoy other people and like people. it’s just that being amongst other people takes a lot out of me, and it shouldn’t. i just feel like i’m never included, and i have basically given up...